She's got the booty rockin'
Fishnet stockings
And a body as evil as sin
I said "come over here,
I'll buy you a drink
If you promise to let me in."

But her friend came over
And tapped me on the shoulder
And blew me just a little kiss
She said "I'll love you now
And she'll love you later
Now come and get some of this."

She said "Spank spank spank, rub it down!"
I'll rock the big city, I'll roll the little town
Spank spank spank, rub it down
I'll love you, I'll leave you
I'll love you, I'll leave you
Spank spank spank, rub it down
I'll rock the big city, I'll roll the little town
Spank spank spank, rub it down
I'll love you, I'll leave you
I'll love you, I'll leave you

[spoken]
Oooh yeah.
That's right, that's the way it's supposed to be, baby.
It's only free the first time, honey
But I'll give it to you one more time!

She's got the booty rockin'
All the guys gawkin'
Sweet as an apple crisp
She'll light you up like a birthday candle
And blow you out like this

She'll chew you up
And spit you out
Drink you up like a bottle of gin
Ready or not
Just get her hot
And she'll do it all over again

She said "Spank spank spank, rub it down!"
I'll rock the big city, I'll roll the little town
Spank spank spank, rub it down
I'll love you, I'll leave you
I'll love you, I'll leave you
Spank spank spank, rub it down
I'll rock the big city, I'll roll the little town
Spank spank spank, rub it down
I'll love you, I'll leave you
I'll love you, I'll leave you

Sweet as candy, yeah
You're better in bed
Your love, your love, your love
Your love and kisses, baby
Make me fire engine red
Let's go!

[spoken]
Alright!
Cupcake, you look so good tonight
Turn around and show me what you're made of
Cuz I just can't get enough

She's got the booty rockin'
Mike D jockin'
Cherry chapstick on her lips
She's got shoes as high
As the clouds in the sky
And a swatch watch on her wrist

She said "Spank spank spank, rub it down!"
I'll rock the big city, I'll roll the little town
Spank spank spank, rub it down
I'll love you, I'll leave you
I'll love you, I'll leave you
Spank spank spank, rub it down
I'll rock the big city, I'll roll the little town
Spank spank spank, rub it down
I'll love you, I'll leave you
I'll love you, I'll leave you
Spank spank spank!

I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'
And I know, Ossifer
What you might be thinkin'
I smell like reefer and alcohol
The girl I got her number off the bathroom wall
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'

I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'

I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'
And I know, rental cop
What you might be thinkin'
The gun on the seat isn't mine
I think you should let me off this time
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'

I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'
And I know, lovely wife
What you might be thinkin'
I smell like brownies and alcohol
The car broke down at the liquor store
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'

I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'

Light up the Wasabi Bombs!

I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'
And I know, baby mama
What you might be thinkin'
You're so sexy when you're really mad
Now put the shotgun down and go back to bed
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'

I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
I'm still drinkin'

I'm not drink, I'm not drank
I'm still drunk.

You got the moves that get me in the mood, babe
You do the things that drive me crazy
Well you're just not another pretty face, baby
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady

Come on darlin'
B-b-baby
You're the one for me [for me!]

Cuz I'm gonna get me some of that
I'm gonna get me some of that
Well I don't need a girlfriend [girlfriend!]
So what do you think about that that that?
I'm gonna get me some of that
Some of that

Come over here and get a little kiss
Rub my lantern and you'll get your wish
Good love babe looks something like this
Kiss the frog and you'll get your prince

Come on darlin'
B-b-baby
You're the one for me [for me!]

Cuz I'm gonna get me some of that
I'm gonna get me some of that
Well I don't need a girlfriend [girlfriend!]
So what do you think about that that that?
I'm gonna get me some of that

Some of that Take you home and love you long time
You're so hot you blow my mind
You feel so good that it's a crime
Now take my number and get in line

Come on darlin'
B-b-baby
You're the one for me [for me!]

Cuz I'm gonna get me some of that
I'm gonna get me some of that
Well I don't need a girlfriend [girlfriend!]
So what do you think about that that that?
I'm gonna get me some of that
Some of that
Some of that
Some of that